2004-12-30 - Snow 'n Ice
2004-12-22 - Merry crimbo, I'm off to Brum
2004-12-21 - Yule and a crumb of hope
2004-12-19 - Inventiveness and broken specs
2004-12-18 - tempting you with my humiliation
2004-12-17 - Vindictive and blackeyed
2004-12-15 - The procrastinator's tale
2004-12-13 - A series of Ups 'n Downs
2004-12-11 - Losing my mind? Bah, Humbug!
2004-12-08 - The gutter press
2004-12-06 - Boring weekend
2004-12-03 - The continued breaking of an automaton
2004-12-03 - You Robot, Me Hormonal
2004-12-01 - Hairy arses and shrunken heads
2004-11-30 - The insanities of Wazza
2004-11-27 - Inventions and hecklers
2004-11-27 - tongues
2004-11-25 - Barf
2004-11-23 - Ghosts in the woods (I think)
2004-11-22 - Running and Ridiculising
2004-11-21 - Aliens and Water People
2004-11-19 - Big in Hungary
2004-11-17 - Brains, time shits and 69s
2004-11-15 - Speed
2004-11-14 - Unfit Git
2004-11-12 - Psychological torture anyone?
2004-11-11 - Gerbils
2004-11-09 - Phoe's de-gunking
2004-11-07 - The 'other place' and Living
2004-11-05 - I'm in the money - not!
2004-11-04 - Rat poison V Snake Venom
2004-11-03 - Venom and photos
2004-11-01 - Samhain
2004-10-30 - Fate jerking with me AGAIN
2004-10-28 - Past Life Decisions
2004-10-25 - Springing, wind and arseholes
2004-10-24 - An end to wallowing
2004-10-22 - Feedback Shite
2004-10-21 - Loser Life
2004-10-17 - Calm after the Storm
2004-10-16 - useless bitch
2004-10-14 - Weirdos and genocide
2004-10-13 - The Test of Doom
2004-10-10 - Evil and grumpy
2004-10-09 - Pervs and bad people
2004-10-07 - Chocolate & Worm Farming
2004-10-06 - Back to Reality
2004-09-29 - Home
2004-09-27 - Call me Rocky
2004-09-26 - Cold Reality
2004-09-25 - Happy Saturday
2004-09-20 - Back to normal
2004-09-18 - A purging of sorts - not for those of a sensitive nature!
2004-09-15 - Too tired for details
2004-09-12 - Craft fayre horror and on a downer
2004-09-12 - The things you see.........
2004-09-10 - What's it to be, Death by gym or old lady?
2004-09-10 - Lump
2004-09-09 - Nothing really
2004-09-04 - The Walk from Hell
2004-08-27 - The good, the bad and the hungry
2004-08-23 - 18 again and muscle-bound arseholes
2004-08-19 - Loads of good news and rolling the sick
2004-08-18 - Boscastle
2004-08-16 - Taking myself into hand
2004-08-11 - It's back to the gym for me then :(
2004-08-10 - Dilemmas and panic
2004-08-09 - Nearly drowned and cut to ribbons
2004-08-04 - Stalked by bad luck, protected by something cool :)
2004-08-03 - Cough, cough, cough, ahem, cough, cough...
2004-07-31 - Red wigs and Norman Bates
2004-07-26 - Fortune? What fortune?
2004-07-24 - Brain trouble
2004-07-19 - DVD and dog shit
2004-07-16 - Graduation gaffes
2004-07-15 - Graduation Day
2004-07-14 - Magical, mystery tour (kind of) and dreams of murder
2004-07-07 - Why do people tell me these things?
2004-07-06 - Big Brother sadness
2004-06-30 - Rusty Spice and shitty egg mayo sandwiches
2004-06-27 - 'The Fates' take the piss out of the slob again
2004-06-26 - Still no sleep and answers to snail sex
2004-06-24 - Little pleasures destroyed and snail sex
2004-06-22 - Solstice laziness
2004-06-20 - Calm
2004-06-18 - A crap person rants about their own cretiny
2004-06-17 - arguments and conjoined twins
2004-06-15 - They call me the streak
2004-06-14 - Nearly crapped my whack!
2004-06-12 - Helloooo, is anybody out there?
2004-06-07 - Out the way Madonna, piss off Kylie - the Sket's here now!
2004-05-31 - Dead people and dog piss
2004-05-31 - Catch up part 2
2004-05-31 - Catch-up part 1
2004-05-22 - I am therefore I procrastinate (and resist vacuuming)
2004-05-22 - New hair for thickie
2004-05-21 - The tale of the gutted egotist
2004-05-20 - Being Frank
2004-05-19 - ....but who will buy me Christmas presents?
2004-05-15 - Snail murderess
2004-05-15 - Looking for a Neville
2004-05-13 - First rule of living - NEVER eat anything that hurts
2004-05-09 - Where do you go to get a new personality?
2004-05-08 - Some great Mom dinners and a long weekend
2004-04-29 - My run of clumsiness continues....
2004-04-28 - For Christmas I'd like a whole new set of personality faults please
2004-04-27 - lamb to the slaughter (well, the one where I got conned by a bloody VET!)
2004-04-25 - A lesson in living longer
2004-04-24 - Suspicions that the Fates got me at the last hurdle!
2004-04-18 - Tied to the chair and likely to puke
2004-04-18 - "Crashed"
2004-04-16 - This Town's (towwwns) no longer like a ghost town
2004-04-15 - Woodland walk and muddy tails
2004-04-13 - Nothing really.......
2004-04-10 - Jabba the Hut in a pair of pants
2004-04-09 - Worm farm info and cliff edge drama
2004-04-08 - The arse
2004-04-05 - wasting the day as usual
2004-04-03 - 5,000 words and mutilated letters
2004-04-02 - A (cat) shitty way to start the day
2004-04-01 - My epitaph..........
2004-03-19 - A simple 'no' would suffice........
2004-03-18 - An insomniac speaks
2004-03-17 - Mouth almighty strikes again
2004-03-13 - What did I do to deserve this?
2004-03-13 - vehicular humiliation
2004-03-11 - Survivors and a Jesus-a-like
2004-03-10 - senile men and accidents
2004-03-09 - Naked men and blessed bananas
2004-03-07 - Rambling on like a mad person......
2004-03-05 - The case of the missing bread
2004-03-04 - Lazy, good fer nuthin hobbit-alike
2004-02-25 - Clumsy and proud
2004-02-24 - Shit day
2004-02-23 - Baldrick
2004-02-19 - Lost in Sketty World
2004-02-19 - I can feel it in my waters....
2004-02-18 - squashed by a train
2004-02-17 - (sigh) Apparently I'm the Angel of Death
2004-02-16 - 14 magical words!
2004-02-15 - Valentine non-event
2004-02-09 - Jeez, I'm STILL moaning
2004-02-08 - Unenthused on a Sunday
2004-02-06 - Get a life Sket
2004-02-05 - Door Trouble
2004-02-03 - Looking for ancestors
2004-02-02 - Murderous thoughts
2004-02-01 - GO HOME
2004-01-31 - Back!

Everything from 2000
2004 - the golden age of my diary. When I was funny, met funny people and did funy stuff