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2006-06-16 - 5:42 p.m.
I had the first of my grown-up person interviews today. It's the internal position as a neighbourhood officer and would involve me dealing with neighbour disputes, anti-social behaviour, serving notices to quit (evictions) and much much more. The questions were hard and I did my talking at 90mph thing but on the whole I think I did ok. I've thought that before and been told to fuck off so I'm not getting any hopes up.
Of course, I haven't told you the whole story...
I'm crap, I look crap in most clothing and I've got stupid hair. I decided to go for the sophisticated look so I put on a loose fitting black trouser suit and found a comfortable baggy(ish) 3/4 length sleeve shirt thing to go with it - this too was black.
Unfortunately, as I walked up the stairs to the interview (minus jacket) I clocked sight of my own reflection.
I LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING NINJA!
(sigh), I don't know why I bother to get out of bed most of the time...4 comments so far