2004-07-06 - 2:09 a.m.

I'm going mad.

I refused to watch Big Brother this year as all the contestants seemed to be the biggest bunch of arseholes in the world.

Then the big fight happened and I got dragged in.

Now I've got an enormous crush on one of the worst housemates and I can't stop myself.

It's the vain, over-pumped, over-bleached Scots guy. I've already mentioned that I have a terrible weakness when it comes to Scottish accents and perhaps that's the problem.

Most people have 'beer goggles' which make them fancy right boilers when they are pissed. I must have 'Scot goggles' which makes me fancy Scottish men regardless.

.......?

Like I say, I'm going mad

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