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2007-11-13 - Rescue Chickens
2007-08-16 - The Kindness of Strangers
2007-05-26 - Does my arse look fat in this soul?
2007-04-23 - The demon of paranoia re-visits old Sket
2007-04-19 - On The Road......
2007-04-14 - Phobia Nightmare
2007-04-07 - The Fez
2007-03-25 - Genital Fright
2007-03-12 - THE worst friend in the world (almost)
2007-03-05 - My freaky stalker wants to kill me (apparently)
2007-03-03 - ...as the embarrassment settles in
2007-03-03 - Pathetic Self Pity - sorry
2007-02-28 - THE TERRIFYER OF ALL MEN
2007-02-22 - Damn short-lived disease!
2007-02-20 - The Religious Rabbit Owner
2007-02-18 - My boy and other stuff
2007-02-15 - GOD BLESS DISEASE
2007-02-12 - An unjustified Neighbour Rant
2007-02-03 - EVIL DUCKS!
2007-01-21 - A miserable time ahead
2007-01-13 - Sket's Lessons of Life Part 7 (don't look for parts 1-6 'cause there aren't any)
2007-01-08 - Rambling on about crap really
2007-01-05 - I'm back
2006-12-19 - ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2006-12-16 - The case of the mysterious shit
2006-12-07 - A 'shitty' start to the day......
2006-12-05 - Sket Skives
2006-11-30 - Sket the paranoid freak magnet
2006-11-26 - Accident prone sket
2006-11-24 - Sigh, DAMN people again!
2006-11-21 - Major hypochondria alert
2006-11-17 - A Fart induced headache...
2006-11-15 - Soooo rude again (she said, ashamed)
2006-11-12 - ASK SKET
2006-11-04 - I'm ranting again - this time over irrational stuff!
2006-10-30 - A good Pal
2006-10-25 - Sket Rants Big Time
2006-10-17 - Sket's internal tantrum
2006-10-12 - Skeletons, Priests, bogies and social phobias
2006-10-03 - More Life Mistakes
2006-09-25 - Lobster Girl and the Date!
2006-09-14 - Hope you got your wits about you, guys...
2006-09-10 - Abandon Hope All Ye Who Read This Entry
2006-09-05 - Sket's number is up......probably
2006-09-02 - The Clown
2006-09-01 - Dodging bullets
2006-08-29 - Anxious
2006-08-25 - Miss Anne Thrope/Misanthrope - geddit?
2006-08-21 - Miss Ann Thrope
2006-08-19 - Lost
2006-08-17 - Big Poo
2006-08-15 - I suspect I might actually be.......evil
2006-08-11 - Weird Searches
2006-08-10 - An aggressive short-arse gets her revenge
2006-08-01 - The continuing photo saga
2006-07-31 - The anxiety builds
2006-07-28 - OK, so the diarhoea hair isn't so bad
2006-07-25 - Sounding a bit weird and neurotic in this one
2006-07-17 - The Moaner Sketty
2006-07-07 - hic, pisseda gain
2006-07-05 - ANOTHER job offer!
2006-07-01 - The Drunken Party
2006-06-29 - A more sober Sket rationalises and recommends
2006-06-28 - Wahooo! Neighbourhood Officer
2006-06-27 - Attempted murder on Lady Luck!
2006-06-25 - I'd better get this bleedin' job!
2006-06-21 - curly-haired pratt in a dented orange comedy car
2006-06-18 - My usual miserable state
2006-06-16 - Hero Ninja Cretin
2006-05-31 - Flutter, flutter, crash - 'shit', flutter flutter
2006-05-29 - G'waaaaan, fuck off everyone!
2006-05-24 - Sigh - let the bad times role
2006-05-22 - OF COURSE I spoke too soon
2006-05-20 - All this success is making me crazy
2006-05-14 - Freaked and Naive
2006-05-12 - ANOTHER day of testing
2006-05-09 - My Mother thinks I'm an Arsehole!
2006-05-06 - Survivor
2006-04-26 - Could this be my last entry?
2006-04-25 - Calm after the storm
2006-04-23 - Irrational ranting from the Elephant Man's ugly sister
2006-04-18 - Sket, the neighbour from hell
2006-04-16 - I've just saved the world......
2006-04-15 - "Mind me FACKIN Burberry"
2006-04-10 - Search Engine Madness
2006-04-04 - Numb extremities and Mom's perversion
2006-04-03 - Coco the Clown's first day at work
2006-04-01 - Dead gerbils and predicaments
2006-03-30 - A REALLY shitty night at work
2006-03-24 - The bunny boiler done good
2006-03-21 - A bunny-boiling psycho who doesn't give a shit aobut anyone (?)
2006-03-08 - I need to repair my personality - QUICK!
2006-03-05 - Catch Up Rant number 100 (probably)
2006-02-20 - The presentation and yet another rant
2006-02-19 - Procrastination; my best friend (and the survey)
2006-02-15 - The Healing Powers of going home
2006-02-05 - Nice one ebay!
2006-02-02 - A fighting, relieved, stupid Sket
2006-01-31 - My psyche and alarm clock are against me now!
2006-01-29 - The grumpiest bitch in the world
2006-01-28 - The Oliver Cromwell WILL be mine!
2006-01-26 - Gerbils and potentially dead worms
2006-01-22 - Weird time of year and the Bob Collective
2006-01-15 - Hypnotherapy and a happy Sket
2006-01-07 - Bogeys and Stench........nice......
2006-01-03 - The family soap opera
2005-12-31 - Shit, I'm pissed, hPappy new Year
2005-12-28 - Return of the Grump
2005-12-21 - Talking Bollocks again
2005-12-20 - I survived
2005-12-17 - Batdog - Brave and True
2005-12-14 - Accidents, body armour and a gross story
2005-12-11 - Sket The Wanker Pt. 2
2005-12-09 - Sket the complete wanker
2005-11-30 - Mosquito Girl
2005-11-26 - Wha, where? Sket's officially non observant
2005-11-25 - Completely alone and sugared up
2005-11-23 - Humiliated AGAIN
2005-11-21 - Cryptic, random abuse
2005-11-19 - Cursed
2005-11-18 - Burnin' Down The House
2005-11-14 - The Ghost Walk
2005-11-09 - BLACK WEDNESDAY
2005-11-08 - Aliens are controlling my dog
2005-11-07 - Ghosts, lighthouses and withered arms
2005-11-03 - Trial by Optician/Catch Up
2005-10-28 - The nightmare that is Wazza
2005-10-24 - Getting fit and shocking cats
2005-10-22 - About to lock the diary
2005-10-20 - Another Cold
2005-10-19 - Swimming fun
2005-10-17 - Internal dialogue
2005-10-16 - Clearing the air and a picture
2005-10-13 - Improvements from yesterday's mood
2005-10-12 - Tutankhamen Face and Frustration
2005-10-10 - General update
2005-10-08 - Busted Broadband and a rant
2005-10-05 - New Beginings
2005-10-01 - Freedom beckons
2005-09-30 - Miserable birthday girl
2005-09-28 - Whooping Like Homer Simpson
2005-09-27 - It feels good to throw your weight around sometimes
2005-09-26 - Birthday meaning
2005-09-25 - The morning after the night before
2005-09-24 - At last - Some Good News!
2005-09-17 - Toilet obsessed
2005-09-15 - 5 hours sleep and I'm on diaryland
2005-09-10 - Serious start descending into the ramblings of a nutter
2005-09-05 - Jim
2005-09-01 - pictorial evidence of the toilets
2005-08-29 - 1 Death, 8 near death, a sick dog. a sick horse and a plumber
2005-08-27 - Road Rage and Skid Marks
2005-08-25 - Don't read this if you are down. It'll probably tip you over the edge
2005-08-23 - What sounds like Guinnea Pigs?
2005-08-22 - Pratt by name, prat by nature
2005-08-18 - Work Bastards comeuppance
2005-08-17 - Horrified (and with no facial skin left)
2005-08-10 - cruddy and V-Dub pics
2005-08-09 - Concussion and Knackered Bugs
2005-08-08 - (to music) Bicycle, BICYcle, BICYCLE
2005-08-07 - hurricane arse/bike conclusion
2005-08-04 - The non-complaining singing sensation
2005-08-02 - Exciting news (today, pt2)
2005-08-02 - (Sigh) Home Again
2005-07-25 - "I'm not a fucking cretin you know!"
2005-07-21 - A turn for the worse
2005-07-20 - War torn boobie
2005-07-19 - A burned tit
2005-07-18 - Bikes and tantrums
2005-07-16 - A stark look at my future
2005-07-14 - Google paranoia
2005-07-13 - A gross tale of madness
2005-07-10 - The depressed murderer speaks
2005-07-07 - Bombs, Bikes and interviews
2005-07-06 - Dark moods and fat dogs
2005-07-03 - A good old fashioned rant
2005-06-29 - Locusts and Shaved Monkeys
2005-06-27 - Hope
2005-06-23 - Picture of a grumpy sod
2005-06-22 - I've broken my 'lady garden'/fanjita/front bottom
2005-06-21 - The gobby Brummie
2005-06-14 - Worms and dog shit
2005-06-13 - Medical enigmas and bikes
2005-06-08 - The Computer says no.....
2005-06-06 - The dread of a hypochondriac
2005-06-05 - A Right Miserable bastard
2005-06-03 - gangsta trippin
2005-06-01 - Thank you Mr Fleming
2005-05-30 - Cary Grant and the fart
2005-05-28 - Death by God-like hippy
2005-05-26 - Shit follows me everywhere
2005-05-23 - Another accident/Laptop
2005-05-22 - Typhoid Sket
2005-05-20 - A shortarses' relationshit with FATE
2005-05-18 - 'stupid random acts to alieviate call centre hell boredom'
2005-05-17 - They don't know why I'm smiling
2005-05-11 - John Wayne is big leggy
2005-05-09 - bernold
2005-05-07 - Rejected again
2005-05-05 - Citizen Kojak
2005-05-04 - Burnt bits
2005-05-01 - Calmer Karma
2005-04-28 - failed medical
2005-04-26 - Big Boobs and Axe Wounds
2005-04-22 - public toilet etiquette
2005-04-18 - Call Centre Hell
2005-04-16 - A secret!
2005-04-15 - Wa-hoo
2005-04-14 - Flowery relations
2005-04-13 - Conned
2005-04-12 - I DID IT
2005-04-11 - 36 lengths
2005-04-11 - Journey from hell
2005-04-08 - Chickens, hell and level 5
2005-04-06 - Grumpy bastard
2005-04-05 - 4.5
2005-04-02 - 4.3
2005-04-01 - False starts or second chances?
2005-03-31 - A big pile of horse shit
2005-03-30 - Stinking Attitude
2005-03-29 - Boiling Heads & Spirited Away
2005-03-22 - Sket's seen the light!
2005-03-20 - Flash-fucking-dance Sket
2005-03-17 - plumbing the depths
2005-03-16 - Bouncing back with laughs
2005-03-11 - Dipped my toe in the River Styx
2005-03-08 - Bye
2005-03-08 - Here lies hope RIP
2005-03-04 - psychology interview
2005-03-02 - Paranoid and Grumpy
2005-02-26 - Villians, Mentors and Goddesses
2005-02-22 - Death and Darkness
2005-02-15 - Citizen Sket
2005-02-14 - Anti Valentine, concussion and shit
2005-02-12 - Onna Tobbogan speaks
2005-02-11 - Down
2005-02-07 - The answer, heath and money
2005-02-04 - Guess what it is!
2005-02-03 - Piss off Sket
2005-02-02 - WPC Clumsy Cow to the rescue (?)
2005-02-01 - Trainee prison Gov'nor
2005-01-30 - The Electronic Voice Phenomena story
2005-01-29 - Procurement Tests
2005-01-26 - Prat of the highest order
2005-01-25 - Blood and parking tickets
2005-01-24 - Penile brushes and Dr Who sex
2005-01-22 - 13 Years
2005-01-21 - BRITISH
2005-01-19 - The Tale of Sket & Andy
2005-01-14 - Coroner's Assistant Job
2005-01-13 - Wind of change
2005-01-12 - The man with 1 enormous ball
2005-01-10 - The Journo
2005-01-09 - The red thread story
2005-01-05 - Fresh air and a de-gunking
2005-01-03 - Weird teeth and flatulence
2005-01-01 - New Year death by Santa

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